If you are searching for a great kayak fishing story with incredible fishing outcomes, don't read further. If you are interested in reading about the dysfunction that occurs in the human brain when deprived of connection with something outside of the home and office, read on.
I had not been out on the kayak since November, but every week I planned to go. Something always got in the way, a grant proposal for work, an obligation in town, personal or professional travel. Something always. The other hindrance is that I didn't have a carrier for my new truck.
Last week both problems were solved as I shipped off a huge grant proposal and got my new carrier in via ebay. Ready to roll...
Of course the weather doesn't cooperate. Saturday was endless rain, ofentimes severe. Sunday promised to be brutal with cold and wind. In my great wisdom I chose to brave the latter. After all, it was the last day of trout season and I thought I knew exactly where they were.
I drove to Steintachee and put in at the Jenna boat ramp. The air temp was 39°F, but most notable was a stiff breeze with occasional gusts coming from the east. I mounted the kayak, getting both feet soaked in sockless rubber diving shoes. I had two sweatshirts and snowpants on, so I got good and toasty on the paddle out. I ventured west, carried by strong wind, current and an outgoing tide, achieving over 5 mph.
At that rate I was to primo fishing waters in 10 minutes. Of course, I blew right over the best spots and didn't mark a thing on the locator. The water temps rose from 43 at launch to the mid 50's so it was a good trend for fishing. However, when I tried to anchor the wind would blow me off of each spot. The wind grew in intensity and it was impossible to control a bait.
One freezing gloomy gray day in Florida and I had to fish in it.
After about an hour my wet feet and hands started to get cold, really cold, like they would get when I'd spend 12 hours ice fishing. They were past sore and numb. After 4 hours I paddled back against a firm wind (the waves now forming whitecaps) and the river's current. It was impossible to stop paddling and rest because I'd blow backwards, negating any gains.
When I got back to the boat ramp I got out of the kayak and could barely walk. It felt like my feet had been amputated and I was walking on stumps. It was really difficult to balance. I got to my truck, lost the wet aqua socks and cranked up the heater, full blast.
After 10 minutes my feet went from numb to tingling to pins-and-needles pain, and back to normal.
I loaded up and left.
This adventure easily fit into the Top 50 Dumbest Things I Ever Did, which is no small feat. I'm guessing it was somewhere between lighting myself on fire for a videotape and doing something I can't remember and then waking up in dirt behind a church in Manitowoc WI.
On the other hand it shows how badly I wanted to go.